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Motivational Posters

May 27th, 2008 9:31am. Distractions

Here are some Motivational Posters for you.


Envy: When you can’t have one, pissing people off who do is the next best thing.
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Inspiration: Sometimes you just have to seize the moment.
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Stereotypes: They’re based on reality
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Birth Control: Because if you aren’t careful, one of these could be yours.
Way way more follow…


They see me rollin: They hatin, patrollin and tryin to catch me ridin dirty
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Fail: That’s why you always get picked last, fatty.
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Teamwork: Share victory. Share defeat.
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Survival: When you are in deep trouble, say nothing, and try to look like you know what you’re doing.
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Individuality: Because the rest of the world can just kiss your ass.
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Hitler: He’s alive, bitches!
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Manwich: Shut the fuck up and eat.
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Epic Failure: And that shit is permanent.
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Cybersex: Yep, this is ‘18yohottiegirl’ you just masturbated with.
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Damn: They got smart.
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Unique: Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful.
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Blasphemy: A ticket to Hell has never been funnier.
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Overconfidence: This is going to end in disaster, and you have no one to blame but yourself.
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True Happiness: It’s easier to find for fat people.
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Chances: Don’t be a pussy. This guy seems legit.
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Epic Fail: Seriously, how the fuck did you manage that?
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Free Online Porn: Corrupts everyone. Even thoose that have no idea what they’re looking at.
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Cowbell: You need more of it.
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Homeboys: Fag In, Fag Out.
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Blending In: You just can’t do it.
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Coolness: You may be cool… but you’ll never be 4 popped-collars cool.
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Creativity: If life give you no money for hats, you make a fro-hat.
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Voyeurism: You failed…
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Flying Sharks: That’s it, we’re fucked.
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Flying Tanks: Fuck your flying sharks.
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Flying Kittens: Fuck your flying tanks.
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Flying Dogs: Fuck your flying kittens, tanks and sharks.
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This: Will not end well.
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Abandoned Clown Train: It’s freaky as shit.
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Domestic Violence: Because sometimes, you have to tell her more than once.
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Wharrgarbl:Wharrgarbl.
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Relax: It’s just my armpit.
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Envy: it wears a coat and hangs out in hallways.
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Rock Bottom: You’ll Know It When You Get There.




8 Responses to “Motivational Posters”

  1. Rosa Says:

    Well, several of those are grossly offensive, and it would be nice never to see them again!

  2. Lee Says:

    Oh, sorry about that. I suppose I should have mentioned at the top that some of them are pretty offensive.

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  4. jb Says:

    #1 is grossly offensive for being grossly offended. Unless he/she is kidding, in which case, good job!

  5. Flame Says:

    That Blasphemy one was so good it literally made me laugh until I cried!!!!

  6. bob Says:

    That was f’ing hilarious. Greta collection Dude!!!!!!

  7. x Says:

    lol @ the fat girls

  8. BludKnight Says:

    Funny ass shit I like ‘em all

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