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Rap Chop

New York DJ and remixing artist Steve Porter has made something cool.

Watch Rap Chop, a remix of Vince Shlomi’s Slap Chop infomercial. After you’ve watched the Rap Chop video, be sure to watch slap chop just to see how masterfully Steve Porter remixed it. Steve has made all of his source files available on his website so you can slap your own troubles away :-)

Massively Multiplayer Thumb Wrestling

Latte Animals

Our very nice server at… argh, I don’t remember the name! it’s 1/2 north of  Javalencia on Valencia… she made these for us. I requested a unicorn with a rainbow and Michael Shiloh requested a dog :-)

unicorn-and-rainbow-in-latte-mug dog-in-latte-mug

She was cool.

Good Words

Today I formally declare a new addition to the list of Good Words. These are words that bring a smile to the young and old alike. Former inductees into this list include “Thwack!”, “Pseudopod!” and of course an old favorite, “Mukluk“. Today let it be known far and wide that the following word is officially Good.

 

Haberdashery

 

Thank you, and good night!

Staring Rats

What does this mean?

I feel as though some sort of “understanding” is conveyed in this video.

Wow, I’m really pretty freaked out by it.

Please tell me what it means!

What I want for next Christmas: A Wing Suit

Check out this video of people flying wingsuits

Why I Love the World Wide Web

My friend Will O’ writes:
Why I Love the World Wide Web
http://www.stopabductions.com

I concur!

 

From the site:

Since trying Michael Menkin’s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.

 My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity.

Make yours today!

Who Played Coachella 2008

SWARM and I went to Coachella 2008. I just wanted to note someplace who actually played Coachella…

 

 

Friday April 25th
Jack Johnson
the Verve
the Raconteurs
the Breeders
Aphex Twin
Fatboy Slim
Tegan and Sara
Serj Tankian
Goldfrapp
the Swell Season
the National
Slightly Stoopid
Mum
Pendulum
Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings
Battles
Aesop Rock
Les Savy Fav
Midnight Juggernauts
Spank Rock
dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip
Diplo
Redd Kross
Adam Freeland
Santogold
Jens Lekman
John Butler Trio
Vampire Weekend
Dan Deacon
SebastiAn
Black Kids
Architecture in Helsinki
Sandra Collins
Busy P
Cut Copy
Black Lips
Datarock
Professor Murder
Porter
Rogue Wave
American Bang
Luckyiam 

Saturday April 26
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Sad Robots

Simulated Comic Product has this on robots.

I pledge to not let this happen to my beloved SWARM orbs!

(click for full-size comic product)

Naquadah Generators!

You know how on Stargate Atlantis they are always talking about using Naquadah generators when the ZPMs aren’t working?

Well, you can now buy Naquadah generators …. FOR REAL

It’s about $25 million for something about the size of a hot tub that can provide a continous 25 megawatts (like 20,000 homes) for about 5 years with zero maintainence.

http://www.hyperionpowergeneration.com

via Engadet

 

This is on my x-mas wish list.

Do You Hear Something?

When I look at this image, I can -hear- something. Seriously. It’s weirding me out.

It’s like I can hear the flip-flopping of the nand gates in my brain. Not really a buzzing, more of a rythmic humming.

Or maybe I’m just hearing the air handler on the building down the street. What do you think? What do you hear?

Everybody’s Free to Wear Sunscreen

Sony Bravia Bouncy Balls Video

Today’s joy:

A high resolution Bravia Bouncy Ball Video. Download and play this 78mb video. It will endevour to make you a little happier. Sorry, I don’t have a streaming version of this. I tried but the fine details of the video don’t show well in Flash.

Bravia Bouncy Balls Video.avi

 

If you’re into Bittorrent, here’s a Torrent file of it.

A skeleton walks into a bar…

He calls over to the bartender and asks him for a beer and a mop.

:-)

Today be Park(ing) Day, me Mateys

Avast! Not only is today international Park(ing) Day, (the only holiday with parenthesis that I know of) it’s also Talk Like a Pirate Day.

I see tremendous possibilities for boarding mobile parks cutlass clenched in me teeth.

Chad Matt & Rob

ChadMattandRob.com

Very very funny

LHC Webcam, Tallyho!

There is a webcam in the Large Hadron Collider facility! Check it out!

Here’s another tidbit from the person hosting the LHC webcam. I love this.

 

The LHC webcam page reads:

LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment WebcamsThere are currently two webcams online

  • Camera 7: looking at the Underground Experimental Cavern from the Saleve side.
  • Camera 8: looking out of the window of the 1st Floor of the SCX building that houses the CMS Control room.
and then a link to the webcam engine (local copy)

 

cyriak.co.uk = good!

Culturally Important Video

Resist the urge to watch the wookie and jawa dance to ABBA Kenny Loggins and jump to 3 minutes and 10 seconds.

on Youtube

Farting out of Context

(via)

[Joseph] Pujol became the first flatulence musician. It was a skill that eventually made him the most well-known and highest paid entertainer in all of France.

Drink, Don’t Drive

Heh.

drink-beer

Beer: Now Cheaper Than Gas!
“Drink, Don’t Drive”