Google for “Raptor Jesus”. I dare you.
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Here is the original, the one, the only: http://sweetraptorjesus2.ytmnsfw.com/
It plays smoother on ytmnd but here’s a local archive…
Here is the Raptor Jesus slideshow (click on the image to see an an animated gif) to be played with the video raptor_jesus.mp3. Put your audio-player on ‘repeat’.
Update 3-3-08: The raptor battle just above was painted by Brandon Bird, titled “Killing Machine”. I’m an instant fan!
August 31st, 2007 at 4:35 am
lol these look so cool. i love um. keep it up.
September 19th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
I love these–I got this page when googling ‘raptor jesus’… I’m going to put one of these pictures on my wall (Along with noodly appendage… I should make it all a shrine…)
December 16th, 2007 at 12:38 am
P E R F E E E E E E C C C C T T T ! ! ! !
IT REALLY MAKES ME L.O.L. THEY’RE GOOD TO BE WALLPAPS
January 7th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
u REALLY shuldnt be portraying Jesus like that even though he will forgive you, its messed up
January 13th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Love it. Not only does the art give a new meaning to rapture, the art itself and the humor rocks.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:11 am
u REALLY shouldn’t portray raptors that way even though they are extinct, it’s messed up
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
this is very stupid
January 26th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Sacrilegious, especially to Catholics.
January 27th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
> Sacrilegious, especially to Catholics.
Except creationist Catholics. Then it’s dogma. Well, the first and last images anyway.
February 16th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Heh heh heh, dude’s wrasslin’ a Veloc! That’s great! XD
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 am
This was horrible I can’t believe you would treat the image of Jesus that way
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Heather, I’m just an impartial observer. But then why is it horrible? If the bible is correct and the world is some 6,000 years old then Jesus did live in a world with dinosaurs. It’s people like you that are trying to keep the truth down! Who’s the blasphemer now?
(Creationism Museum video)(tour of the Creationism Museum)
This is science!
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:42 pm
That Painting is of Bea Arthur’s wrasslin’ a Raptor
http://www.brandonbird.com/paintings.html there are a bunch of good paintings check them out. I Love Raptor Jesus
it’s called Killing Machine
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Wow! Thanks! That art is so much fun!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 am
Is a baby raptor in Jesus’s arms more offensive than a lamb because raptors are carnivorous? Or not kosher? I’m serious, I’m not making fun. Why is a graphic, gory image of a man being executed more acceptable than a man holding a lizard? Would it be less offensive if it were St. Francis of Assisi (who loved animals)? Or is it because Satan is lord of the reptiles?
I think Christians get artistic portrayals of Jesus confused with the man himself, and the more popular an image is, the more holy it is. So it’s basically like honoring a graven image. Unless that’s what’s offensive about Raptor Jesus.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:02 am
I want to plug the rock-opera “The Broken Bride” by Ludo because it features the AWESOMEST scene where raptors come pouring out of a time portal to fight Satan and THEY WIN! So I guess that’s why they’re extinct.
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:19 pm
everyone knows jesus is fake
there is no proof
we have proof, however, of raptor jesus
so everyone should give their lives to the velocaraptor jesus
before the velocarapture comes, and the raptor jesus comes back and tears you apart with his razor sharp talons