Archive for the ‘Distractions’ Category.

Chad Matt & Rob

ChadMattandRob.com

Very very funny

LHC Webcam, Tallyho!

There is a webcam in the Large Hadron Collider facility! Check it out!

Here’s another tidbit from the person hosting the LHC webcam. I love this.

 

The LHC webcam page reads:

LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment WebcamsThere are currently two webcams online

  • Camera 7:  looking at the Underground Experimental Cavern from the Saleve side.
  • Camera 8:  looking out of the window of the 1st Floor of the SCX building that houses the CMS Control room.
and then a link to the webcam engine (local copy)

 

cyriak.co.uk  = good!

Culturally Important Video

Resist the urge to watch the wookie and jawa dance to ABBA Kenny Loggins and jump to 3 minutes and 10 seconds.

local version:

Farting out of Context

(via)

[Joseph] Pujol became the first flatulence musician. It was a skill that eventually made him the most well-known and highest paid entertainer in all of France.

Drink, Don’t Drive

Heh.

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Beer: Now Cheaper Than Gas!
“Drink, Don’t Drive”

Motivational Posters

Here are some Motivational Posters for you.

Yes, they are all incredibly offensive.


Envy: When you can’t have one, pissing people off who do is the next best thing.

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Inspiration: Sometimes you just have to seize the moment.

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Stereotypes: They’re based on reality

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Birth Control: Because if you aren’t careful, one of these could be yours.
Way way more follow…
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Just in case you live in a hole…

… and the only access you have to the world is through a wire connected directly to this website.
This is what’s funny these days:

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The whole craze started on January 11th, 2007.

Garfield Minus Garfield Plus a Cat

You’d think that Garfield Minus Garfield would equal zero. But it doesn’t. (via)

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And then there’s Garfield Replaced by a Cat (click to enlarge) (via)

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Humor: Toyota and Ford canoe racing

THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT!
A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams practised long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.
On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

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What I want for Christmas

A 2 ton 45 foot animatronic humpback whale

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update: it’s not really for sale, just a prank :-(