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Ok, they’re rude. But they’re funny. They are.

I’ve loved this list for years. I remember when Luke Sullivan started quoting them at me with funny faces. I laughed and laughed! Though, truth be told, I was and am jealous that he has such an awesome memory… he could quote most (all?) of this list from memory!

Don’t explain, just tell these to your friends, one at a time with a slow wry grin until they make a disgusted face at you.

Some of Larry’s favorite er-jokes:

• ’56 Packer
• 7 layer cakeblower mechanism
• Baker Foundation
• Caesar
• Carver Mass.
• Cedar Junction
• Cooper tire and rubber
• Dan Risacher
• Dick Butkis: former Raider tight end
• Elevator Action (video game)
• Elixir
• Euler slope at the midpoint
• Exeter
• Exeter Mass.
• French and Taylor (textbook)
• Government Center
• Hunter-seeker-finder games in three-dimensions (real title of a chapter of Turtle Geometry by Hal Abelson)
• Innerspace (movie)
• Inspector Gadget
• Kris Pfister
• Mike Ditka: former Bear tight end
• Palmer Mass.
• Prizzi’s honor
• Raider tight end
• Refrigerator: former Bear defensive tight end (wow!)
• William Tucker
• actuator assembly
• amplfier response
• bitter almonds
• bitter end
• bittersweet chocolate
• bouncer up the hole
• butcher, baker, candlestick-maker
• can opener
• cedar drawers
• consumer awareness
• consumer goods
• consumer products
• copperhead
• cursor blinking period
• cursor movement
• dewar full of liquid
• distributor for replacement parts
• elevator shaft
• elixir
• evildoer
• explore outer space
• feeder pipe
• fiddler crabs
• fiddler on the roof
• filler items
• former tight end
• gladiator
• hunter sauce
• impeller inlet
• inflator figure
• inner back bay
• inner ear
• inner harbor
• inner sanctum
• inner tube
• inner workings
• interim
• liquor and wine
• liquor box
• liquor bust (WWN headline)
• liquor filled bon-bons
• liquor in the front, poker in the rear
• liquor lovers
• liquor-flavored maraschino cherries
• lubricator system
• non-dairy creamer
• open forum
• oven-stuffer roaster
• poker face
• poker lovers
• polar bear
• polar coordinates
• pumpernickel muffin
• reaper with a scythe
• resonator cavities
• rubber chicken
• rubber dinghy
• rubbermaid
• scout’s honor
• seeker head
• status rectum (medical term)
• stretcher
• succumb to damage
• succumb to fatigue
• succumb to injury
• sucker cups
• sucker for punishment
• sucker punch
• tailor-made
• taper down
• the official dictum
• tire and rubber
• tire sealer and inflator
• upper back bay
• uppercut
• user interface
• vacuum cleaner parts
• ventilator shaft
• visitor center
• whippersnapper
• whopper with cheese