Revenge of George Lucas
From Boing Boing:
Here’s the text-crawl from the upcoming and final (?) Star Wars movie, Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, as leaked on the Star Wars official site.
General Grievous? Isn’t he a contemporary of Professor Chaos?
Separated at Birth?
I loved the first three movies.
The prequel trilogy is proof that George made a Faustian deal with the devil: he borrowed artistic skill during the 70s and 80s, and paid for it with his soul.
I watched episodes 1 and 2 when they came out on DVD.
I (mercifully) feel asleep during each.
About a week ago I tried to watch episode 1 again.
I honestly had to turn the TV off after about 10 minutes; the movie is physically painful to watch.
TJIC, 6 years after your comment, the truth comes out. George didn’t make a Faustian deal. He was kidnapped and replaced like in some ridiculous thriller-game movie. Read about the details.
Yeah, I saw that – genius!