Kryptonite Locks
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=66128&page=1&pp=25
Ha.
The Kryptonite Evolution 2000 bike lock (with a $3,000 theft warrantee) can be defeated with a Bic pen in 10 seconds.
If you outlaw Bic pens, only outlaws will have Bic pens!