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Another Fab Weekend!

November 10th, 2003 12:01pm. General

Friday: I was trying to fix poor Vickie C’s computer all day and all night. There is a lesson in my attempted fixing. She has a 333Mhz, 64meg RAM laptop. This computer should NOT have XP on it.

Her computer has been dying unexpectedly. I tried a bunch of things to fix it to no avail so I reinstalled the BIOS and did a fresh install of XP in the hopes that would do it. Well, it did but nothing ran right under XP. After hours of “push the button, wait 20 minutes. Push the other button, wait…” I dumped XP and reinstalled Win98. I was up til 4 pushing the button.

Saturday: I brought Vickie’s computer to her. It works. :-) I tutored her on all sorts of fun computer things and then rushed back home to drive my mom to the airport. We left at 2. That leaves me with the house all to myself. Woo hoo, let’s par-tay! I got back and started making an apple pie for PPG. I was a bit nervous because I had tried making one several years ago with Julie and the crust was a total disaster. Julie and I had fun playing with the dough but… total disaster. :-)

I followed the directions in Cook’s Illustrated’s The Best Recipe to the letter. (PPG gave me a copy as a present!!) And you know what? It came out great. I’m very happy. Just as it was finishing, PPG called from her wedding in Long Valley. Oh did she get lost! She must think that I live on the moon! Her cell phone service kept bopping out every 5 minutes, she almost hit a deer while trying to read a map on the dark road… She got lost several distinct times… oh poor PPG! The worst for me was when she was about 4 miles away: just as I was going to tell her when to make her last important turn, her phone went out AGAIN. I envisioned her driving right past the road while cursing at her phone and wondering where the hell she was! Her service returned as she got to rt. 80 and I had her write down directions to my place. But she got lost AGAIN just a mile from the house! AHH! I drove out and got her, brought her home and gave her a big warm hug & kiss!


I was thinking we’d go out to Jenny Jump Observatory to see the lunar eclipse with all the other star-nerds. And then go to The Lodge at Mountain Lake. But we decided to stay home and pop outside a few times to look at it. Brrrrr, it was cold out! We watched Spenser Tunick’s show on HBO, Naked States. But we only got half way through the 1:20 presentation. It’s a really good, pretty intense program. We’ll finish it sometime. (image from Sky & Telescope Magazine)

We ate, we talked, we nuzzled. It was good!

Sunday: We took a fabulously long time getting up, had Apple pie and other things for breakfast and then went off to the city. When she was at that Spenser Tunick event on Oct 27th, an artist had asked her to pose. So we were off to Brooklyn for the session. I think the artist’s name is Jessica. She’s doing this photo with lots of people sitting on this super long (digitally created) couch. It was a fine shoot. After, we went into Manhattan to get glitter. The lady at the counter was a characteristically uncaring New Yorker. PPG asked for glitter and the lady pointed and said, “Here, this is all we have.” We didn’t like any of the glitter in the rack and were sad. But then while we were browsing, we found what could only be described as the glitter department. They had hundreds of kinds of glitter in the glitter department, and even more in a few other spots in the store. We played with the glitter and she picked out the exact color she wanted. It was good. We went shopping for a vase-thing in Crate and Barrel. We didn’t find what she was looking for, but just as well because when she got home she decided that it would be better to unpack all her stuff and make an evaluation before buying more stuff. A quick stop in Pottery Barn discovered the world’s most expensive firewood kindling. $20 for the cutest little bundle of “scented winter twigs”. We started back after that. See the Holland Tunnel mention above.

We went looking for Luigi’s restaurant in Dover. They said they were moving from Ledgewood to Dover in September… But we couldn’t find their phone number via 411. So we went to Dover in search of the restaurant. But by the time we got there, we were both so grumpy-hungry that we stopped at the very first restaurant we found, Giovanni’s in Dover. You can’t miss it… get off Rt 80 toward Dover. At rt 46, look left and there’s the sign. The place really didn’t look open but we were so hungry. Even as we got to the inner door, I tried the door thinking that it would be locked. Low and behold, it opened! There were only 5 folks at the bar and 2 people dining in a place that could fit 150… and here it was Sunday at 7pm… We sat down anyway.

Wow. Everything was perfect. I had Strachatelli (spelling?) it’s a fresh spinach and egg soup… well, this was “perfect”. Really. I didn’t try PPG’s soup but she said it was good. Dinner was linguini marinara. I was expecting “pasta”. But what I got was magic. I honestly believe that the chef crushed the tomatoes for my sauce just for my dish. And PPG’s eggplant rollatini….. let me say again, “perfect”. Now, I will say that they kept the temperature in the restaurant a bit chilly, which wasn’t very inviting. But hey, the place was literally empty. I’m going back. You should too. I’ll still go back to Luigi’s if I can find the place. Luigi’s food is also fantastic; they take the standard dishes and give them a little face-lift. Both of these restaurants, one strictly classic and one with a slight flair for new-school, both of these restaurants have a place in my heart.

Damn Bill Gates! or: Universal Plug and Play Obnoxiousness

November 10th, 2003 12:00pm. General

I’ve been all nervous for the past several hours because I thought I had a Trojan horse that was busy offloading the contents of my computer to Kazaa or somesuch. It turns out that the recent firmware upgrade I did to my D-Link DI-624 wireless router gave it Plug and Play (UPnP) capability. It seems that someone thought it would be a good idea if every device on a network make a shout out to it’s homies every 20 friggin seconds. I was watching my network idiot-light and got really nervous seeing this regular, low-key traffic. Here’s what I found out about it:

  • D-Link made an announcement that they are working with Microsoft on making UPnP happen.
  • It looks like explorer.exe on my side is what answers the call from the router EVEN IF I HAVEN’T ENABLED UPnP ON MY XP BOX.
  • You can theoretically disable or enable UPnP at Control Panel | Add/Remove Programs | Add/Remove Windows Components | Networking Services | Universal Plug and Play. But it LIES. But When disabled, your machine still responds (or broadcasts… I’m not sure which b/c the sniffer software I got doesn’t seem to log all outgoing packets (NetworkActiv PIAFCTM 1.5))
  • One of the 10 or so packets in the bunch looks like this:

from:192.168.0.1 (router) to: 239.255.255.250, from port 1900 to port 1900, format:UDP:

HOST:239.255.255.250:1900
CACHE-CONTROL:max-age=120
LOCATION:http://192.168.0.1:5678/igd.xml
NT:upnp:rootdevice
NTS:ssdp:alive
SERVER:Embedded UPnP/1.0
USN:uuid:upnp-InternetGatewayDevice-1_0-12345678900001::upnp:rootdevice

  • The packets travel on port 1900. They are broadcast to IP address 239.255.255.250, which is intended to be a local broadcast
  • When enabled, my router shows up as a device in My Network Places. Big woop, the router told the client it’s IP address and what kind of box it is… That’s all.

  • I disabled “SSDP Discovery Service” and “Universal Plug and Play Device Host”. It didn’t stop the network traffic but made me feel better.

I found the most useful info about this at these sites:
http://www.pcplus.co.uk/media/pcplus/pdf/181/181.helpdesk.pdf
http://grc.com/

Audiocatalyst is dead, long live Audiocatalyst

November 7th, 2003 12:01pm. General

I’ve used Audiocatalyst to rip lots of CDs. Unfortunately, it doesn’t run under XP. :-( Goodbye Audiocatalyst. I hardly knew ya.

I’m trying CDex from Sourceforge. It’s working darn nicely. And it’s free! I’m already starting to forget about that Catalitic program, what’s it called?

Getting Rid of Mold Smells

November 7th, 2003 12:00pm. General

Alternately titled: It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.

Living in a basement, I’ve had some problems with mold smells… mufa. It can be really really hard to get rid of that smell because the mold itself is really hard to get rid of. Well, I’ve been using an anti-fungal powder on my feet and every day I’d sprinkle it on my feet, often getting a little on the rug by accident. It was easy enough to just rub my feet on the white spot where the powder accidentally fell. So I put 2 and 2 together and decided to give the whole rug an anti-fungal treatment. It works great. In 2 days, the mufa smell faded and hasn’t come back. That’s pretty amazing since the smell had been there consistently for the past couple years.

So, to get rid of mold smells in your basement, try using the large container of Desenex antifungal powder.

Wireless 802.11 USB adapter

November 5th, 2003 12:01pm. General

After getting ready to be very mad at D-Link for selling me hope (only to have that hope dashed against the rocks of not-working-ness) I am happy with my new sexy little D-Link DWL-122 Wireless 802.11 USB adapter. Isn’t it just the cutest thing you ever did see? You see, I’m all excited because this is pretty much the first thing that I bought outright for Computer Guy. And hey, how often do you get to use so many buzzwords in the name of a thing… “D-Link DWL-122 Wireless 802.11 USB adapter”. Oh yeah.

I was about to send the darn thing back when I figured out what was going on… It’s really very simple. The channel I was on had too much static. I switched the router to channel 2 and it worked just peachy. Before that, I’d get terribly sporadic service… on for 5 seconds, off for 5 minutes.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. No, that wasn’t it. I moved 200 meg of data with it, now I can’t get a connection again. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GRRR2. Maybe it IS it. I changed the channel to 3 and BOOM, it works ok now… GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

OK, now I upgraded that laptop (a Gateway Solo 3100) computer to XP and when I reboot, the adapter works right away. So it LOOKS like if I have Win98 SE on the laptop and I change the channel on the router while the laptop is turned on, the laptop will get a connection. If I have XP, the connection will work right when I turn it on. Of course, I can’t test the Win98 hypothesis on this computer any more because I’m not going back just for a silly test.

On Late Autumn

November 5th, 2003 12:00pm. General

We are at that most peaceful moment
between sleep and waking
when even the most fearsome beast looks as a cherub.
It’s skin smells like a baby’s
It’s eyelids are beginning to flutter
Soon it will stand up as the giant that it is.

——————-

That is a thought I had while walking outside today on this calm autumn day.

Opulent Whirlwind Weekend

November 4th, 2003 12:02pm. General, Product Reviews

Friday night: Saw my good friend Marian Heller at Don’t Tell Mama. I (of course) got there a few minutes late AGAIN. I videotaped most of her show. Afterward, Marian, her friend Lisa, her new friend Don K. and myself went out to a very nice meal a few blocks north. NYC restaurants all try so hard to impress… and I’m so easily impressed. :-) Then we went off to Deutch’s Halloween party on 27th and 3rd. The party wasn’t to my liking. I went back to Marian’s after the party. Parking was (miraculously) not a problem near her apartment. Good sleepy-time conversation and a good night’s rest later, Saturday began.

Saturday: Back home for a breather and a nap. Then off to pick up my tuxedo in Woodbridge (see below). Off to pick up PPG. We were off to her company’s owner’s Halloween masquerade party. Wow. The place was wow. I felt like we were in a James Bond movie or at the new Bellagio hotel. One thing I’ll remember is the aquarium (10′ long x 6′ high x 5′ deep) with all manner of fish. For the first time, it didn’t look like “animals in a cage”. The sheer opulence of the whole place, the small section of wall in the dining room that wasn’t painted (oop! I -am- after all a QA guy at heart), The secluded walk around the back of the house. The most delicate chocolate mousse I’ve ever had in my life. I could go on listing… food, band, dancing, easy laughing, enticing the waitstaff, pewter glasses, cosmopolitans…

Sunday: After coming home from the party and sleeping in Edison, we packed up her itty bitty room and moved it all to her new place in Metro 2409! The place is terrific. It doesn’t have a movie theater, pool room, and bowling alley, but it -does- have wonderful country lines and angles, entirely new everything, a white picket fence, a warm homey feeling, a lovely backyard, and a short walk to Everything! We had dinner at Down to Earth in Metro 2409. I hope I never forget the powerful warm “everything is going to be alright” feeling we shared while sitting in the corner in the candle-light, eating chocolate cake.

Men: Don’t rent a tuxedo, BUY!

November 4th, 2003 12:01pm. General



A few weeks ago, I rented a tux for my sister’s wedding. Final cost: $150 and 3 visits to the bridal shop (fitting, pickup, drop-off). For the Saturday night event, I wanted a tux so I went to Syms, picked one out that I liked from their pretty good selection, got a pre-done bow-tie, cummerbund, a tie-yourself bowtie (I vowed to learn but ran out of time for this event), and a nice shirt for… get this $210 total, tax included. If I wear it TWICE, it will have paid for itself. And most importantly, it’s exactly what I wanted. Oh, I suppose I should include in this cost the $20 extra I spent on the silk white handkerchief and the $50 I will likely spend on cufflinks and those shirt button-hole things. I’m very happy with the look of the hanky (my wedding rental tux didn’t have a hanky). I didn’t want to spend the money on the cufflinks but when I noticed that most everyone except for the caterer had them at the masquerade, I knew that I had to get them.

I want a raise. I want to go home. I want sex. I want a cookie

November 4th, 2003 12:00pm. General

The Evolution Control Committee’s Plagiarythm Nation ROCKS.

What I Did on Halloween

November 2nd, 2003 12:00pm. General

Went into the city to see my good friend Marian Heller perform at Don’t Tell Mama. Afterward, we went out with her friends Lisa and Don to a fabulous NYC restaurant (aren’t they all fabulous? dining in NYC is always such a fantastic adventure!). Then it was off to the party with Deutch. Then crash-time at Marian’s. I’ve got a peaceful, easy feelin’. :-)

Tonight is the big black-tie costume event with PPG! I -must- nap before it so I’m 100%!

A Potential Advertisement for Computer Guy

November 1st, 2003 12:01pm. General

That’s like getting rid of your car because it’s June and you’re tired of driving around with your old Christmas tree on the roof, but you tied that thing on there so good that it’s like it’s never coming off. No, you just need a friend with a really good knife. That’s me, The Computer Guy.


Reinstalled XP

October 31st, 2003 12:02pm. Geekery, General

A month or so ago I did an upgrade installation from Windows 2000 to Windows XP. It sucked. Windows ran slow, there was this persistent hesitation problem where the machine would lock up for 5 seconds out of every 10 minutes… My computer wasn’t happy. So when I got the 200 gig hard drive, I decided to do an install from scratch. You know, ever since Windows 95, it’s been “a good idea” to reinstall Windows every 2 years or so. What’s with that??

The only problem I’ve had so far is that Maxtor insisted that I use their Maxblast3 formatting software and not the XP formatting tool. That’s kind of funny because I banged my head against a wall of “Windows could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt | \system32\hal.dll | Please reinstall a copy of the above file” BECAUSE of the Maxblast3 software” for 4 hours because of that bad suggestion. To get around this problem, I booted to my old XP and formatted the 200 gig drive with Windows and Partition Magic 7. After that, I installed WinXP on the new drive just fine. Patting myself on the back, I figured that one out all by myself.

My Windows XP install is now snazzy-fast :-)

Recovering my XP Key

October 31st, 2003 12:01pm. General

I had misplaced my CD key and I wasn’t about to pay Microsoft for the privilege of getting my key back so I used “XP KeY ReCoVeRER AND DiSCOVErER 5.12″, XPkey.exe (findable on Kazaa). It’s a 49,152 byte long executable. I had to try about 10 “valid” keys before one worked. Many of the keys generated were deemed invalid by Windows. See “Checking the Product ID” to see why.

  • Log in as the local Administrator
  • Click Start > Run > and type in Regedit
  • Browse to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\wpaevents
  • In the right pane, right-click OOBETimer, and then click Modify
  • Change at least one digit of this value to deactivate Windows
  • Click Start > Run and type in: “%systemroot%\system32\oobe\msoobe.exe /a”
  • Click Yes, I want to telephone a customer service representative to activate Windows, and then click Next
  • Click Change Product Key (at the bottom)
  • Enter your valid Corporate Product Key
  • Press Update and close the window.
  • If you are returned to the previous window, click Remind me later
  • Restart your computer

“Magical Jelly Bean Keyfinder v1.41″, keyfinder.exe, weighing 262,727 bytes was also helpful. I don’t think it actually changed my keys though.. I used the Microsoft method, which is next.

http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb;en-us;Q328874 was kind of helpful.

http://www.labmice.net/WindowsXP/articles/changeID.htm was quite useful. Here’s the most useful bit of that page:

Checking the Product ID
During the installation of Windows XP Professional, you are prompted to enter a 25 digit Windows XP Product Key, which Windows XP promptly converts it into the system’s product ID. Because of security concerns about piracy, Microsoft does not provide a tool that allows you to view the Product Key (or CD Key) that was used to install the operating system. However, Windows XP Service Pack 1 ships with a list of the two product IDs that are created by the pirated product volume license product keys. (The Product ID can be found by right clicking My Computer and choosing Properties) To determine eligibility for the update, Service Pack 1 compares the Windows XP product ID on the system to this list. The comparison and the list reside locally on the users PC and no information is sent to Microsoft as part of this process. Service Pack 1 for Windows XP will fail to install on installations of Windows with one of the following product IDs: XXXXX-640-0000356-23XXX and XXXXX-640-2001765-23XXX

iRobot

October 31st, 2003 12:00pm. General

2 weeks ago (jeez the time flies!) I went to see Siobhan in Boston. It was fun! She had to do some work for her Usability class. That entailed us going to iRobot in Burlington and planning out a usability study of their Packbot. How cool is that? I’ve got to make one derogatory comment… usability graduate students are, by and large, pretty dumb. Ok, I’m done being mean.


I got a little tour of the office space. One of the high-points was getting a look at the boss’ office. He’s got -all- the good toys and robots and models and magazines and stuff hanging from the ceiling and everything! Wee! I grinned when I realized that I was familiar with almost every item in the place except for some of the anime characters. There was one character I recognized instantly for a different reason. Koumori rocks.

Matrix Revolutions trailer

October 23rd, 2003 12:02pm. General, Product Reviews

All 45 megs of it! [removed]

Download it with mad abandon, I now have 10 gig of bandwidth/month. [12-10-03 removed because I’ve got scads of bandwidth but limited space :-( )

Fuckin Unisys

October 23rd, 2003 12:01pm. General

I just love my VersaCounter. That’s the hit counter I use on my website. I’ve been having a bit of difficulty getting it to work on the new server. Four hours of banging on it last night didn’t convince it to give up it’s secrets.

But there is a good side… I asked the nice people at Spenix (my new ISP) for shell access to my account and it was granted in just a few hours. I SSHed into my account to run the VersaCounter Perl script and I had the problem resolved in 15 minutes. :-)

As I had guessed (this was just one of my many guesses last night) Spenix has the latest versions of all the Perl modules. This means that the latest GD module -doesn’t- support .gif images. Remember how Unisys sat up after 10 years of giving the .gif file format away for free? Now Unisys wants money for their patented property… Jerks…. Indian Givers… whatever… Well, the free-source community responded by cutting .gif out of the loop. The .png file format works just as well as .gif and uses a different code base. So, all I had to do in my situation was to rename all .gif references to .png, convert the images from .gif to .png and I was good to go! Unfortunately, I made a syntax error when converting but I caught that in a second by running it from the shell (fixing that error without a shell would have been nigh impossible).

Hurray! Maybe I don’t hate computers after all.

PS. See my 12-6-03 entry for the sourcecode :-)

The All-consuming Journal

October 23rd, 2003 12:00pm. General

My friend (and apparently a master of ceremonies) MC Mitchell G. wrote to me today about my journal, almost out of the blue… He writes:

ARGH! I’m trapped inside the online version of your
brain when I should be educating people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEK!!!!

I smile at a job well done.

On Automated Backups

October 22nd, 2003 12:01pm. General

I present to you the canonical backup story, in my own words (except for the part about it being canonical.. Those are TJIC’s words).

I’ve always been shy about fully automated backup processes… At my last company, they spent 20 grand on a fancy-ass automated tape backup system. After it had been in operation for 6 months, which required a co-worker to stay late and swap tapes twice a week, I tested the system by asking for a file I had “accidentally” deleted. The response?

“Oop, the backup system doesn’t work after all. Our entire company and code-base is backup-free.”

Evolution Control Committee

October 22nd, 2003 12:00pm. General

Currently listening to: Evolution Control Committee, Plagiarythm Nation

Yes

Experimental music makes me ecstatically happy. These guys are great.

I Love SpamNet

October 21st, 2003 12:01pm. General

I wrote this email and sent it to a bunch of friends today:

Subject: From Lee Sonko: a spam stopper that works

If you follow my online journal, you know that I’m nutty for killing spam. Well, over the last couple weeks, I’ve been using a new spam stopping software that I saw mentioned on TechTV and it really gosh-darn works. I’m amazed, astounded… Heck, I’m so happy with it that I’m foisting it on you in this email.

Is a service called SpamNet. If you have Microsoft Outlook or Outlook Express and you get more spam than you can bear, you’ll want to try this thing out.

The service costs about $4 per month with a free one-month trial and I am glad to pay it. I receive something like 60 spams/day. My old spam program, McAfee Spamkiller would block 40 of them, leaving me with 20 ways to get the penis patch, see horny asian lovers, and get my degree by mail. Spamnet brings that down to 1-2 per day and I don’t have to continually tweak the program, it’s automatic. It works seemlessly with Outlook. And it has a very low false-positive rate too!

If you use this referral link, it’ll be just $1.99/month for the first year (after the free trial) instead of the retail $4/month :-) http://www.cloudmark.com/?rc=hze4hl
Or use this referral code when you’re paying for it: hze4hl

———————————————-
So, to sum up:
- Cloudmark’s SpamNet really works at stopping spam and it’s very easy to use.
- You must have either Microsoft Outlook or Outlook Express to use it.
- It’s $1.99/month (after the free trial) if you use this link http://www.cloudmark.com/?rc=hze4hl.

Have a great day,
Lee