29-SEP-1993 23:31:02.95 Subj: 1001 spells I promised myself I would not post more spells my spells.exe spills out... I had posted those 1001 already plus a couple more yesterday... I have approximately 5000 silly/munchkinistic spells stored in various datafiles. But after a while, I decided to pick the best of them all... the ones that REALLY made me smile (among those not listed in the original 1001). I ended up with 300-400 spells - here they are... hope you enjoy! (Sorry if I have repeated some). And now (again... :-) I promise NOT to post any more lists! Oh btw, not all of them are supposed to be silly... some are there because they sound ultrapowerful (munchkinistic)... ************************************************************** * One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, * * One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. * ************************************************************** Resist Life Cause Cowardly Metabolism Blade 15' radius Find Tenser's Floating Snares & Pits Raise Guilda's Treacherous Audience 5' radius Dispel Daemonic Frost Bath Bigby's Clenched Tentacles Shatter Pilpin's Spell Chain Wizard Forgetfulness Color (the) Target Otto's Gong of Anti-Animal Insanity Heat Jayme's Greased Self Fool's Ice Dance Imbue with Egg Teleport without Person Teleport without Self Supronius' Superb Life via Plants Wall of Beauty Forget Wake-Up Call Control Bubblegum Steal Self VI Resist Resurrection without Trace Steal Serious Wounds Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Timepiece Teleport Dead Monsters I Project Smile Non- Pass without Exchange Delude Bigby's Clenched Audience V Fools Dead without Error The Curse of Illusionist Magic Heroes' Hypnotic Bath Demand Emotion Teleport without Protection Produce Self Disintegrate Name Detect Shocking Past 5' radius Teleport Bigby's Fantastic Person IV Fire Otto's Irresistible Normal Missiles Erase Self Dispel Daemonic Breathing Assume Protection from Wall Globe of Egg Wish (for) Drawmij's Adventurer's Death Kill Laughter Teleport without Exit Word X Missile 10' radius Delayed Blast Breathing Teleport without Hand Cause Cowardly Protection Kestrel's Voice of Stupidity X Commune with Steed Explosive Exit Tenser's Deadly Resurrection Produce (the) Moon Commune with Wall Explosive Rite Anti-Animal Surprise Command Self Anti-Plant Foe Dispel Metabolism Fabricate Other Plane Borrow Fingers Cause Unseen Smile with Plants Teleport (the) Moon Nahal's Nonsensical Past Assume Dancing Insanity High-Energy Holocaust Clone Nuke Mislead Laughter Demand Bubblegum Cause Dreamoore's Explosive Resurrection View Zone of Dance Pilpin's Ravaging Pockets Blinding Deafness Disintegrate Mouth Tenser's Deadly Light Wounds of Sustarre Commune with Bigby's Interposing Insanity Cause Cowardly Self 15' radius Fools Confusion Illusionary Insanity Destroy Ding Chu's Draconian Mind Ding Chu's Draconian (the) Moon 5' radius Wall of Chopsticks Illusionary Smile Pass without Vision Hold Jayme's Greased Person Pass Bath Leomund's Secure Dead Monsters Torment Ding Chu's Marvellous Stalker Fist Stun Fencers Kill Contact Disease Stop Katrine's Winning Dead Monsters Spiritual Music IX Teleport Fingers Bigby's Clenched Pockets Guilda's Treacherous Metabolism 5' radius Otiluke's Freezing Silence of Death Familiar Fencers Fools Plant Laughter Teleport without Stability III Transport Dead Dead Monsters of Fire Locate Forest IV Bigby's Interposing Eye Warp Branit's Backstabbing Friends of Sustarre Feeble Friends Blast Anti-Plant Ceremony Scare Self Uncontrollable Ventriloquism Cause Cowardly Bath Endure Fools Suggestion IV Repel Bath Abi-Dalaim's Horrid Music Destroy Justin's Life Pass without Atonement Leomund's Secure Genocide Imbue with Leomund's Secure Paralysis 5' radius Feign Irritation Tenser's Floating Mouth Mass Familiar Alpha's Hunting Feast Time Pass without Divination Remove Dancing Serious Wounds Mummy Word of Gravity Alter Suggestion Glass Cage I Pass without Sympathy Branit's Backstabbing Programmed Temperature Commune with Self Endure Feast Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Self Mummy Tenser's Deadly Exit Death III Explosive Friends Imbue with Name Fools Charm Mount Delirium Spiritual Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Atonement Pass without Seeing Alpha's Hunting Geas Stren's Improved Floating Exit of Death Write Word of Sympathy IV Heat Ding Chu's Draconian Plants VII Illusionary Error Fools Genocide Turn Script Shout Change Dig Bigby's Crushing Forest X Mislead Blind Delayed Blast Skin Fist 15' radius Finger of Self Bestow Dead Monsters II Stinking Wood Merald's Murderous Feast Death's Life Read Error Otiluke's Bubbling Self Self Genocide Teleport without Burst with Animals Detect Otiluke's Freezing Friends Enlarge Dead Monsters Erase Friends Shocking Emotion Feign Life Cantrips of Death Heroes' Genocide Food & Drink Holocaust Legend Laughter Explosive Woodland Beings 15' radius Fabricate Person or Mammal Remove Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Cantrips of Invulnerability Leomund's Lamentable Atonement Ice Ceremony Pass without Food & Drink Commune with Self IX Torment Steed Reverse Friends Teleport without Critical Wounds Feign Laughter Scare Friends Endure Protection Identify Critical Wounds 10' radius Otto's Irresistible Self Pass Self Cause Doom Teleport without Summoning Protection from Word of Laughter Incendiary (the) Umber Hulk Remove Reality Repel Transport via Friends Dead Monsters Summoning Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Hallucinatory Breathing Fabricate Limited Chest Nuke Ding Chu's Marvellous Servant with Animals Merald's Murderous Breathing I Color Suggestion Control Pockets Feast with Animals Combine Dead Monsters with Animals Combine Friends Control Tenser's Floating Font Summoning without Error Llewellyn's Wall of (the) Umber Hulk with Plants Person 15' radius Protection from Recall Lightning Speech VI Know Explosive Fist Produce Self View Fool's Skimmer Remove Self Feign Alpha's Hunting Laughter without Error Genocide Steed Summon Devil Finger of Laughter Repel Mordenkainen's Faithful Woodland Beings without Error Teleport without Friends Fool's Burst Star Dust Holy Nuke Endure Lore Cone of Self 5' radius Leomund's Tiny Non- Woodland Beings Abi-Dalaim's Horrid Sight Speak with Laughter Weird Luck Death's Death Minor Accursed Improved Dead Monsters Stone to Self Resist Doom Fools Stinking Vision Run Breathing Create Feeble Killer Skin 10' radius Person or Mammal 10' radius Reverse Summoning Melt Dead Monsters 15' radius Anti-Plant Maze Sink Legend Friends 15' radius Fools Servant VI Rot Demon Cure Shocking Silence Erase Doom Tell Suggestion Bigby's Clenched Armor Leomund's Lamentable Friends Cause Magic Weapon Attacks Kestrel's Voice of Stomper Self Food & Drink Drawmij's Instant Atonement Locate Normal Weapon Attacks I Project High-Energy Holocaust Scare Leomund's Lamentable Blind Produce Normal Dead Neutralize Resurrection Normal Fall via Plants Stinking Deafness Find Protection from Languages Preserve Insects Melf's Minute Genocide Otto's Gong of Deafness Tenser's Deadly Resurrection Explosive Ceremony of Death Locate Otiluke's Bubbling Gems 10' radius Mislead Self via Plants Imbue with Genocide Flaming Irritation Remove Wish Moon Self Feign Tentacles Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Alignment Teleport without Breathing Bestow Otiluke's Smoky Dead Monsters without Error Teleport without Leomund's Lamentable Undead X Release Plague Speak with Food & Drink Heal Branit's Backstabbing Nuke Transport Dead Monsters III Conjure Explosive Golem Drawmij's Protection from Leomund's Lamentable Hammer Slow Breathing Food & Drink with Animals Control Cantrips Justin's Water Avoidance Comprehend Person of Sustarre See Forest Bigby's Groping Lore Meld into Mummy Gravity Fool's Clone with Animals Word of Speech Speak with Anti-Plant Word Mezzalldan's Choking Audience Dimension Creation X Mummy Rock Otiluke's Freezing Dead Monsters Mount Dead Leomund's Secure Airy Force Speak with Death Door via Plants Sticks to Person or Mammal Leomund's Secure Delirium Pockets 5' radius Commune with any Object Teleport without Speech II Shatter Non- Dead VI Drawmij's Beneficial Breathing Teleport without Evard's Black Tree Mouth 15' radius Speak with Tenser's Deadly Mud Commune with Laughter Kestrel's Voice of Slime Golem Grease Combine Stupidity Forget Name Tell Heroes' Sight without Error Trap Branit's Backstabbing Gems Teleport Forest Resurrection Glue Death's Music of Force Gust of Snakes Predict Wish Alter Wish Forget Permanency Torment Self Bind Mordenkainen's Laughter outside Body Shocking Woodland Beings Warning Kallesin's Long Antipathy Explosive Phantom Shield-Maidens Skin Music Steal Killer 5' radius Alpha's Hunting Dead Monsters Change Friends Endure Laughter Life Plants Dig Death Summon Audible Hound 15' radius Delayed Blast Alarm Drawmij's Instant Death Dispel Grease outside Body Phantasmal Friends Rot Egg Resist Otto's Irresistible Charm Fools Unseen Disguise Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Grasp Cause Sympathy Sleep Speech Bigby's Grasping Wards Grasp Food & Drink Walk Dead Nahal's Nonsensical Live Dead Stupidity Steed Rhuva's Wizard Audience Borrow Nahal's Nonsensical Lore 10' radius Delayed Blast Mummy Pockets Dainty Screaming Ultra Mouth Explosive Breathing Endure Otiluke's Smoky Forgetfulness Feign Snares & Pits 10' radius Cause Guilda's Treacherous Allegiance Leomund's Secret Sympathy Guilda's Treacherous Mummy Mansion Otto's Drums of Exit Destroy Messenger VIII Disintegrate Katrine's Fragile Arm 10' radius Destroy Music Commune with Servant Clone Pass without Metabolism 15' radius Erase ESP Otiluke's Smoky Dead 5' radius Major Forest Wish (for) Egg VI Reverse Augury Meillikhom's Room of Bath IV Speak with Programmed Self 15' radius --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: mcclure@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Michael MCCLURE) Subject: Re: 101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing Date: Sun, 5 Sep 1993 13:40:35 GMT i could run my spell_masher program to report 101 spells... tee hee ok... ive talked myself into it here goes: Your lucky spells for today are: Dismind Swarm Face Grasp Faltine Stealspell Source Teleport Environment Decastave Bolt Prismatic Gauntlet Dispel Nonmagical Reptiles and Amphibians Servant Shadow Hand-of Skin Bladethirst Fire Clone Undead Warp Arrow Bookworm Blast Antithapy Orb Deny Javelin Hallucinatory Escape Reconstruct Containment Vampire Silverlight Black Multiplication II Archveult's Shield False Guardian Chaos Wall Gambler's Sand Dream Reversal Armor Skimmer Commune-With Chaos Stone Laughter Melodramatic Phantom Defenders Rainbow Enhancer Diminutive Stone Enchanting Smiting Bigby's-Pugnacious Glamour Mirror Tongue Rary's Spear Secret Fire Detect Hound Aiming-at Sphere Detect Unseen Butler Anti-Magic Magic Mouth Mass Magic Vision Thunder Unseen Sympathy Skyhook Companion Alpha's-Flames-of Shield Conjure Meteors Fireball Shadowcurse Stren's-Improved Lightwall Elemental Transport Eldritch Carrier Small Delousing Fog Mud Reincarnation Door Diamond Fingers Hand-of Undead Pobithakor's Control Branit's Command Sunburst Translocation Faithful-Phantom Evil Protection-From Spirit Black Illusion Acid Vu Feign Water Fire Electric Arc Soul Fire Demand Blindness Stren's-Improved Spirit Penultimate Fall Hold Action Tonguetwister Change Mind Lucubration Shatter Regeneration Dreamoore's Owner Swift Envelope Telkinetic Trace Murder Appropriator Murder Darkness Cone-of Polar Screen Domination Baton Mental War Tenser's Illusion Sphere-of Trap Balefire Body Mind Action Chill Cloud Flash Shield Enveloping Weather Teleport Zone Instant Magic Control Baton Rary's Bolt Eye-of-the Mastery Cantrip Closure Fire Stick Gaze Wood Foresight Unseen Butler Merciful Spell Enhancer Bubbling Rainstorm Copyright Shroud Tenser's Lights Faithful Lock enjoy -- - mike -------------------------------------------------------- From: brooks@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (Goth) Subject: 101 Useless Spells - Combined List Date: Sun, 5 Sep 1993 22:01:42 GMT Here are all the spells that have appeared at my news site so far. I have renumbered them as little as possible, but I had to change some duplicates. I haven't edited them for quality so don't blame me if you don't like some of them. Thanks to everyone who has contributed, and to whoever it was who got this going. Enjoy, Goth. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing 1. Tenser's Shocking Suggestion 2. Shocking Gasp - usually follows above spell 3. Wall of Paper 4. Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Hand 5. Explosive Familiar (it's *your* familiar) 6. Irritate Self 7. Detect Wind 8. Transmute Rock to Stone 9. Bigby's Groping Hand 10. Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent) 11. Vampiric Breathing (perfect for harassing phone calls) 12. Locate Self (tells you where you are, relative to your current location) 13. Evard's Black Growth (range: 0) 14. Bigby's Limp-Wristed Hand (causes homophobia in those who fail to save) 15. Speak with Living. 16. Burning Hands (Yours, ouch). 17. Charm Self 18. Mordenkainen's Sword -1, Backbiter 19. Otiluke's Room Temperature Sphere 20. Air Breathing (works only on land-dwellers) 21. Protection from Self 22. Delayed Blast Cantrip 23. Protection from Normal Pillows 24. Legend Lore, Extended Dance Mix 25. Putrefy Offal. 26. Magic Boomeranging Missile (hit that poor 1st level mage for 1d4+1 - ouch) 27. Pastel Blade of Warm Fuzzies (9th level drow spell) 28. Nahal's Banana Peeling (appears under a random ally's foot) 29. Protection from Halitosis 30. Dalamar's Whoopee Cushion (things that make you go hmmmm) 31. Invisibility to inatimate objects. 32. Invisibility to dead. 33. Blind self 34. Firetouch (clothing and possessions *not* protected) 35. Mordenkainen's big ears (+1 to hearing rolls, ear size quadrupled) 36. Bigby's glove (colors various Bigby hand spells, no bonus) 37. Tenser's Slipped Disk 38. Tenser's Formatted Disk 39. Mordenkainen's Faithful Mosquito 40. Tasha's Uncontrollable Flatulence 41. Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder 42. Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck 43. Deathwish 44. Sheepskin 45. Leomund's Sturdy Music Box 46. Nystul's Undetectible Aura 47. Walk 48. Differentiate Without Error (Hey, you never know...) 49. Hold Self 50. Hug Self 51. Deny Reality 52. Find Acquaintance 53. Extension Cord I, II, and III 54. Melf's Acid Bow 55. Magic Orifice 56. Leomund's Mortgaged Shelter 57. Magic Shotglass (as opposed to Magic Jar) 58. Mordenkainen's Agnostic Hound 59. Extinguish Match (casting time: 5 rounds) 60. Wizard Lick 61. Unscented Cloud 62. Kooshball 63. Wall of Velcro 64. Micrometeorite Storm 65. Fiscal Projection 66. Plane XOR 67. Time Start 68. Summon Self 69. Dimension Doorknob 70. Grate 71. Level Water 72. Deeppocket Lint 73. Remove Self 74. Remove hand (yours) 75. Find hand (especially useful after casting #74) 76. Find floor (somantic component: falling on face) 77. Lightning Blot 78. Protection from Weevil 79. Fireball, reversed 80. Heal monster - only works on opponents in combat 81. Fleshskin - affects self only 82. Cone of bubbles 83. Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter 84. This Space for Rent - fills up space on a scroll or in mage's memory 85. Gate Without Error - does not include protective spells 86. Protection from Normal Air 87. Teleport Without Destination 88. Dispurse Self 89. Magic Sword - mages can't use swords! And who wants to help the other poor slimes in the party? 90. Rary's Mneumonic Device - makes silly acronyms out of things 100. Doug's Generic Spell 101. Memorize spell 102. Drain vacuum 103. Transmute RGB to HSV 104. Transmute dust to dust, ashes to ashes (priest spell really) 105. Audible Hammer (who liked the mc part anyway) 106. Transmute Rock to Stone (reversible) 107. Darkness, 15 micron radius 108. Enchant A (cursed) Item (this one gets used, tho!) 109. Break-Wind Wall 110. Detect Self (allows you to see if you are yourself) 111. Charm Undead (X rated version) 112. Charm dead (Not undead) 113. Speak with mud (Blubb,blub,blubbb. Without potion of speech useless) 114. Focussed light (only outdoors, sunlight reqired) 115. EMP-Wave-shock (Computers and magnetic storage are immune to this spell) 116. Curse imortals (They are immune to mortal magic, but they recognise this) 117. Locate Right hand (only useful if you lost your right hand) 118. Locate tongue (shows where your tongue is, invocation neccessary) ---------------------------------------------------------From: brinkley@cs.utexas.edu (Paul Brinkley) Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd Subject: Re: Best of 101 spells not worth memorizing (Got some more...) Date: 6 Sep 1993 09:37:27 -0500 Okay, I went home and reread the PH. Didn't see anything in the Spelljammer spell lists that looked workable, but I did come up with these spells from the "vanilla" list: Affect Normal Foyers Bad Lighting Bigby's Shadow Animal-Making Hands Color Safe Spray Contact This Plane Continual Bad Lighting Drawmij's Instant Cake Mix Feather Flail Feign Life Fool's Lead Fourier's Transformation Gaze at Reflection Geese Housefly Implosive Runes Impress Plants Kitchen Sink Know Own Alignment Leomund's Risky Tax Shelter Leomund's Secure Chest Cavity Mauve Earth Mildly Surprising Grasp Mordenkainen's Lubrication Otiluke's Happy Fun Sphere Phantasmal Fork Paraphrase Magic Part Hair Remove Strong Language Summon Allergy Tasha's Uncontrollabel Hideous Gesture Taunt a Second Time Transmute Head to Butt Varnish Wall of Non-Dairy Creamer Waste Wizard Nostril Paul Brinkley brinkley@cs.utexas.edu ----------------------------------------------------------- From: Euphoria@junkpile.demon.co.uk (Ian Crowther) Subject: Re: 101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing (v0.9b) Versions of the PHB spells that Almost made it into the "real" world.. Level 1 Can Trip (and Does!) Change Elf Black & White spray (for those who can't afford a colour licence) Lose Familliar (get lost Ya wee booger!) Detect Tragic (oooh, theres a sad happening over there!) Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright..) Feather Brain Mistaken Identify Graze reflection (if someone hurts your knee) Magic Missal (A really really boring prayersheet) Phantasmal Morse Tensers floating point Wall of Dog Wizard stain Level 2 Continual Right (A political spell) Detect Wevil (over there inthe corner!) Indivisibility (The caster is a prime number) Knock Knock (Who's there?) Detect Visibility (Yep, I can see that) Magic Moth Leomunds tap (Drip, Drip) Level 3 Feign Life (as if the caster has one) Hold Mustard Waste (haste makes..) Hair Extension I Leomunds cramped bedsit Unelightening Bolt Rock summoning I ZX-Spectral Force Improper Suggestion Protection from Normal Oxygen Illusionary Crypt Sepia Cake Sigil Vampiric Crutch Level 4 Detect Crying Doug (Well, we had Dig so..) Enchanted toothpick Evards Black Testicles Fire Alarm Hallucinatory Train Rice Storm SmorgasMorph M. Jackson's "Killer" Remove Nurse Polymorph Mother Morris Minor Creation No-Vacancy Wizard Eyebrow Solid Frog Otiluke's Resilient Ear Level 5 Airy Air Mineral Growth Animate Bread Tax Avoidance Bigby's Posing hand Counjure Emmentall Contact Other Pane (for cleaning double glazing) Demi Shadow Puppets Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife Wall of Horse Level 6 Anti-Magic Eggshell Control Feather Intigrate (reversible, Differentiate) Geese Lower Cholesterol Level Crass Suggestion Part Hair Move Venus Badly Programmed Illusion Tensor Transformations Visible Stalker Level 7 Charm Potplants Delayed Blast Spitball Drawmij's Instant Whip Finger of Near Fatal Injury Limited Dish (Sorry sir, the Dover sole is off) Power Word Missing Reverse Graffiti Wood Turning Varnish Level 8 Bigbys Clenched Teeth Otto's Resistable Dance Serten's Smell Immunity Kitchen Sink Undefined Symbol Trap the Sole (See above) Level 9 Bigby's "Shush"ing hand Forehead (in case the caster has none) Mordenkainen's Freeway Junction Sucker (for those who actualy cast the spell) You Wish...! ------------- Duke Euphoria De'Gryn TranGalactic MegaPope of Rotating space